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  April Fools Day Quotes
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
Jack Handey

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."
Abraham Lincoln

"The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected."
Will Rogers

"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."
Max Eastman

"The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded."
George Orwell

"Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? "
George Bernard Shaw

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
Jack Handey



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