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"Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac."
Unknown
"The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out."
Unknown
"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
Unknown
"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything."
Unknown
"An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh."
Unknown
"I've learned ... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
Andy Rooney
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Winston Churchill
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Winston Churchill
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
Winston Churchill
"One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone"
Unknown