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 "At my age, every doctor says the same thing; It's either something I have to live with - or something I have to live without." |
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Unknown |
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"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age." |
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Lucile Ball |
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"As we grow older everything seems to wear out, fall out or spread out." |
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Unknown |
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"Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the people who have the most live the longest." |
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Unknown |
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"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." |
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George Burns |
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"If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we BUILD to that." |
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Jack Handey |
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"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." |
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Woody Allen |
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"When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." |
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Woody Allen |
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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." |
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Anonymous |
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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Oscar Wilde |
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