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"At my age, every doctor says the same thing; It's either something I have to live with - or something I have to live without."
Unknown
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."
Lucile Ball
"As we grow older everything seems to wear out, fall out or spread out."
Unknown
"Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the people who have the most live the longest."
Unknown
"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."
George Burns
"If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we BUILD to that."
Jack Handey
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
Woody Allen
"When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
Woody Allen
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
Anonymous
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde