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 "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back."
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Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
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Woody Allen |
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"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." |
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Charles Shackleford |
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"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." |
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Terry Bradshaw |
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"I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas." |
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Bob Hope |
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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Groucho Marx |
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." |
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Woody Allen |
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"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back." |
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Woody Allen |
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" |
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Woody Allen |
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"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." |
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George Burns |
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