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"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away."
Nancy Mitford

"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
Red Buttons

"Youth is wasted on the young."
George Bernard Shaw

"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
Fran Lebowitz

"Never have children, only grandchildren."
Gore Vidal

"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
Groucho Marx

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Phyllis Diller

"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Robert Orben

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
George Burns

"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Helen Giangregorio