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 "I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away."
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Nancy Mitford |
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"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
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Red Buttons |
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"Youth is wasted on the young."
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George Bernard Shaw |
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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
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Fran Lebowitz |
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"Never have children, only grandchildren."
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Gore Vidal |
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"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
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Groucho Marx |
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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
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Phyllis Diller |
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"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
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Robert Orben |
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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George Burns |
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"He who laughs last didn't get it."
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Helen Giangregorio |
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