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 "Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger |
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"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." |
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Bill Vaughan |
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"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
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Yogi Berra |
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"Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box."
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Wil Shriner |
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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Woody Allen |
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"How could they tell? " (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died)
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Dorothy Parker |
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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Woody Allen |
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
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Johnny Carson |
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."
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Woody Allen |
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"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
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Dave Barry |
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