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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Louise Bombeck

I am Happy Devesh
Aaron Copland

"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
Woody Allen

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
Woody Allen

"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"
Woody Allen

"I am at two with nature."
Woody Allen

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."
Woody Allen

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
Woody Allen

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
Woody Allen

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."
Woody Allen