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"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
Woody Allen

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
Woody Allen

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
Woody Allen

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
Woody Allen

"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Woody Allen

"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
Woody Allen

"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
Woody Allen

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
Woody Allen

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
Woody Allen