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 "I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser." |
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Arnold Palmer |
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"Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears." |
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Bobby Jones |
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"Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart." |
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Arthur Daley |
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"Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it." |
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Ted Ray |
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"Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic." |
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Unknown |
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"Forget your opponents; always play against par." |
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Sam Sneed |
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"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies." |
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Will Rogers |
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"If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death." |
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Sam Sneed |
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"Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness." |
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William Wordsworth |
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"What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive." |
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Arnold Palmer |
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