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  Quotations By Category:- 'Humor'
 
"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."
Will Rogers

"A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach."
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"A good laugh is sunshine in a house."
William Makepeace Thackeray

"Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
Eleanor Roosevelt

"Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister ... and now wish to withdraw that statement."
Mark Twain

"Santa Claus has the right idea ... visit people only once a year."
Victor Borge

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir ... mighty scarce."
Mark Twain

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante



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