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  Quotations By Category:- 'Humor'
 
"I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."
Alex Levine

"A woman drove me to drink ... and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her."
W C Fields

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
W C Fields

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
George Burns

"Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac."
Unknown

"The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out."
Unknown

"An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh."
Unknown

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Winston Churchill

"One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone"
Unknown



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