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"The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians."
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"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
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"I've learned ... that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
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"I've learned ... that money doesn't buy class."
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"I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in
love with them."
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"I've learned ... that opportunities are never lost; someone
will take the ones you miss."
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"I've learned ... that when you harbour bitterness,
happiness will dock elsewhere."
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"I've learned ... that one should keep his words both soft
and tender because tomorrow he may have to eat them."
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"I've learned ... that a smile is an inexpensive way to
improve your looks."
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"I've learned ... that the less time I have to work with,
the more things I get done."
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