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  Quotes Listed by Author 'andy rooney'
"I've learned ... that life sometimes gives you a second chance."

"I've learned ... that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one."

"I've learned ... that when you're in love, it shows."

"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve."

"Death is a distant rumor to the young."

 

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