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  Quotes Listed by Author 'jim murray'
"Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher."

"Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins."

"Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball."

"What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?"

"Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball."

"The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash."

 

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