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Quotes Listed by Author 'woody allen'

	"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."

	"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

	"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."

	"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."

	"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

	"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

	"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"

	"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

	"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."

	"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."

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