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  Quotes Listed by Author 'woody allen'
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back."
"Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun."
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
"How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans."
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
"Sex relieves tension - love causes it."
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best."
"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
 

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