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"Facts are the enemy of truth."
"The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper."
"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
"If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible."