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 "If we don't know life, how can we know death?"
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Confucius |
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"Tragedy is if I cut my finger, comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die."
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Mel Brooks |
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"Where life is more terrible than death, it is then the truest valor to dare to live."
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Sir Thomas Browne |
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"With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die." |
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Abraham Lincoln |
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"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." |
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Sam Levenson |
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"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying." |
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Ed Furgol |
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