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  Football Quotes
"The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Phyllis Diller

"Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time."
Arnold Mandrell

"College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture."
Elbert Hubbard

"The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean."
Erma Louise Bombeck

"I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault."
Jack Tatum

"There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally."
Alfred Hitchcock

"Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers."
Merle Kessler

"What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?"
Jim Murray

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theisman

"The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office."
Dwight David Eisenhower



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