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  Golf Quotes
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods

"There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray."
Lee Trevino

"Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture."
Winston Churchill

"I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play."
Lee Trevino

"A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well."
Unknown

"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course."
Billy Graham

"Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?"
Bob Hope

"Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing."
Ben Hogan

"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina."
H L Mencken

"It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling."
Mark Twain



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