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  Quotes Listed by Author 'george burns'
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and have the two as close together as possible."

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

 

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