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Quotes Listed by Author 'mark twain'

	"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."

	"Golf is a good walk spoiled."

	"It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling."

	"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained."

	"His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere."

	"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."

	"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."

	"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."

	"Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister ... and now wish to withdraw that statement."

	"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir ... mighty scarce."

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