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"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
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"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
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"Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain."
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"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness. Broad, wholesome, charitable views cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth."
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"In his private heart no man much respects himself."
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"Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out."
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"The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven."
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"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell ? you see, I have friends in both places."
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"Crank ? a man with a new idea until it succeeds."
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"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and blind can read."
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