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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
"The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."