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"The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil."
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"A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well."
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"A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible."
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"We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress."
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"Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you."
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"Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But ... everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out."
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"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."
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"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything."
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"At my age, every doctor says the same thing; It's either something I have to live with - or something I have to live without."
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"Everything is a once in a life time experience."
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