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"One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured."
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"Wedlock or deadlock? That is the question!"
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"Is marriage much ado about nothing - or something much to do about everything?"
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"I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife."
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"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
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"School's out, Memories past, Don't ever doubt, Our friendship will last."
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"Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues."
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"Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade."
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"Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics."
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"Idleness is the beginning of all vices."
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