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"Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind."
"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."
"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"